Here's a joke Earl sent me I'll share with you.
Southern Lady
A very genteel Southern lady was driving across the Savannah River Bridge in Georgia one day. As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man ready {fixing} to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father." He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, think of Robert E. Lee." He replied, ''Who's Robert E. Lee?''
She replied, ''Well bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumbass Yankee."
Letting Go And Moving On
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So who remembers this? My Lord. I made that little duck for Owen when he
was a very young thing. It was sort of supposed to be a baby chick but the
feet...
6 hours ago
2 comments:
even this yankee woman thought that was funny!!!
I like that one!
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